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Twitter, SPAM and zombie hookers

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twitspim.png Came out of a blue - no context, nothing... BTW - we've got new URL shortening service.
All would be almost 'fine' but WTF is that? Not that I wouldn't guess but I'm just curious how owned you can get :-)

As a matter of fact, you can get owned pretty bad and what I've seen I would expect to be just a starter... the main course is coming soon!


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Windows 7 Haz Cheezburgerz!

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Simply AWESOME!

Came via e-mail from one of 'marketing' guys so I don't know the real origin (except obvious one) but the sender's comment was spot on!

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Look at the monster burger. It's five inches tall and of course is made with seven beef patties in honor of Windows 7. What's the message here? Eat this burger to feel as slow and bloated as Windows? I don't get it.

... and neither do I but as a poster it's a nice one for laugh. In fact Windows 7 is so much faster than Vista that there is nothing to compare ;-) so Burger King should be selling V-shaped burgers some time ago when Vista came out. Well - never mind... but thanks for this e-mail and a good laugh :-)

BTW. If there is a person that would understand what the advert is all about (and I don't mean translating the text) or can see the 'hidden message', please enlighten me :-)

T-Mobile (U.S.) got owned?

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Few minutes ago I came across a full disclosure post saying no more no less than

Like Checkpoint Tmobile has been owned for some time. We have everything, their databases, confidental documents, scripts and programs from their servers, financial documents up to 2009.
If that's true... Ouch!

Just few hours ago I was thinking "what a nice and quiet weekend evening", hmmmm... seems it was just a quiet time before the storm hits. I guess that news coming from the world may be very interesting, so let's wait and see what happens.

EC-Council courses certified by NSA

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Chris Riley brought up a good post on his blog...something I totally missed in the news :-o

Following (literally) the press release from EC-Council we read "EC-Council Courseware certified to have met the CNSS Standards by the United States National Security Agency (NSA) and the Committee on National Security Systems (CNSS)". Shocked? I am!

What does it change or prove?
From my point of view it says that EC-Council knows how to do marketing, which obviously they do a lot. My impression when meeting EC-Council people at different expos and conferences were like, uhmmm... security? WTF? Business is business, most important part is to keep it going. Create a business model (hey - I don't blame you for that, good you succeeded!), build brand, loyal user base, make some media stir and here you go. It's simple - if I see someone talking about security with $$$ signs in his eyes, that's a sign for me to back off and go elsewhere. That's my personal impression regarding EC-Council as an organization - full stop.

My thoughts on standards and compliance
Chris has raised in his post some really good points about material quality. I would add, that conforming to standards and requirements (be it well known old friend ISO 9001 or any other ISO-based, PCI-DSS, etc - you name it) is just a matter of proper wording in the marketing materials and in some internal paperwork. I used to work in this area for some time (ie. standards, certification, implementation, paperwork - I've been on both sides of the process, from the bottom to quite high in the chain) and I can tell you that there are two ways to achieve so called "compliance" with any "standard" I came across so far - make damn sure you do what you say you do and do it very well and that conforms to requirements... or make sure auditors don't bother reading :-) and "OK" what they got. First impression method, social engineering, etc - great place to apply those!

Paper will accept anything you want, but this doesn't change in a bit what people know, what they do, how they work, use their knowledge (how much are they worth), etc.

Nothing has changed... exactly nothing!

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